I have Lost my keys. Ba Dum,
Sadly not a joke. I am laughing though. My incapability to be a “responsible” adult is something I haven’t really faced. It is definitely looming over me lately, my lack of organisation and irresponsibility is becoming more and more apparent as I begin to enter my mid twenties. When I was younger I assumed that it was a phase I would eventually grow out of and, one day, fully emerge into a grown man who has his shit together: see photo for reference.
I however am the opposite:
Ollie found my keys next to the microwave, Tss